Scene 17: The Coffee Shop
Mr. Netanyahu is sipping Three Shots DOPPIO. Mr. Trump is sipping Pistachio Qahwa. Again, and with no surprise, their Minutes of Meetings is noted down by one & only-> The ‘UnPaid’ Poet & Blogger, at the Coffee Shop!
Mr. Trump: ‘For you, I took even $400M Qatari Jet from Autocrats, to make them Shush!’
Mr. Netanyahu: ‘From delayed marriage To no-way out plans; Myriad sacrifices I Took!’
Mr. Trump: ‘I not only broke MAGA’s trust, but also I lied to them, Covenant I Betrayed!’
Mr. Netanyahu: ‘Brighter side is, CNN is Happy, as: Who’s being A Good Daddy Today?’
Mr. Trump: ‘What shalt I Tell about the PAK’s Nukes now, that maintains Terror in Asia?’Mr. Netanyahu: ‘That’s the Job Xi SAN is already doing, but Yes, I’m with you-> Hallelujah!’
Mr. Trump: ‘We’re all part of the same league, that’s why we endured Politics for long!’
Mr. Netanyahu: ‘If we won’t do, someone else would SIRE, then why miss this chance?’
Mr. Trump: ‘I’m a Globalist too! I Wasn’t! At least, this is what I told the World in Retake!’
Mr. Netanyahu: ‘See: Europe is dying, EURO is behind, & the Dollar Can’t be Replaced!’
Mr. Trump: ‘In Mid-East I made Billions of Dollars of deals, Despite They Ain’t Democracy!’
Mr. Netanyahu: ‘Now we end conversation! Good Job, in the De-Globalization Race!’ 😊
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