Scene 14: The Coffee Shop
Mr. Putin is sipping Raf Coffee whilst holding an RC Model of Kamikaze ‘41 Japanese Jet. Mr. Trump is sipping especially crafted McFlavoured Americano! There’s a silence! Meanwhile, Zelenskyy is Spying on them by Disguising himself as an Employee of the Coffee Shop, & by further informing that YMCA couldn’t be played as not been presently reviewed by VOGUE!
Mr. Trump: ‘I swear on MAGA! I wasn’t Consulted, nor, Informed before!’
Mr. Putin: ‘It seems decisions are taken sans you, behind closed doors?’
Mr. Trump: ‘Putin SAN! Let’s beget the new Harbor, and, past we forget!’
Mr. Putin: ‘But didn’t you all also react w/ two emitting Pearls, back then?’
Mr. Trump: ‘Upto 5%-10% of GDP to NATO, eventually fragments E.U. atleast!’
Mr. Putin: ‘Nope! Either I shalt first make a move, OR, they’ll move towards me!’Mr. Trump: ‘Then, isn’t a good sign If both of you Pretend, in name of peace!’
Mr. Putin: ‘As been said before! Time is Cyclic, & us too moving for WW-3!’
Mr. Trump: ‘MAGA also keeps swaying from free speech, to, none shalt teach!’
Mr. Putin: ‘BTW, I can order Less Salted Iranian Pistachio, for ongoing NUKE shrieks!’
Mr. Trump: ‘What’s on the Platter ain’t a problem, rather, some Recited hymns!’
Mr. Putin: ‘In that case, we end This Conversation, & too of Kyiv’s-Kremlin’s therein!?’ 😊
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