Scene 15 -> Coffee Shop
Mr. Xi is sipping Afghani Pistachio Latte. Mr. Trump is sipping a very good Red Eye (Musk) Hot Latte. Their minutes of meetings, as usual, is taken down by an ‘Unpaid’ Poet & Blogger at the Coffee Shop!
Mr. Xi: ‘Did you see what the CNN wrote? Being Hostile, you’re playing with Fire!’
Mr. Trump: ‘It's lamestream I always called; and now, almost a descending News Empire!’
Mr. Xi: ‘Kids don’t listen to Goo Goo Dolls! They need Chinese made Dolls to PLAY!’
Mr. Trump: ‘NAH! Our MAGA Kids are raised by savouring Gunpowder Milkshakes!’
Mr. Xi: ‘Trump SAN! We Nurture Likes of PAK. One Command, & Terror is Unleashed!’Mr. Trump: ‘You’re new in this Field! We conceived, IMF funds it, to rose them Monetarily!’
Mr. Xi: ‘Elon is now a Bygone! And He’s opening the X-Files in front of-> MAGA verse,’
Mr. Trump: ‘Xi SAN! I’m the Daddy here, Defender of MAGA, & the UNCLE in Diverse.’
Mr. Xi: ‘& I’m Leader of Vernaculars’, Third in Line of Ming-Qing-Chinese dynastic sphere!’
Mr. Trump: ‘Earth AIN’T Rare, YET, Rare Earth Card you shouldn’t be playing with me,’
Mr. Xi: ‘Excess in every Mall or Store in the US you see, it’s manufactured by Chinese!’
Mr. Trump: ‘In that case, we End this Conversation, as now, Daddy wants YMCA beats!’😊
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