Friday, July 18, 2025

Oh Ho WSJ! As If Wall Street Executives Never Hire(d) Anyone For Girlfriend Experience!

 

As if the Wall Street Executives ne’er been to the East Asia,

Or splurged any brokered Cash on, from strip clubs, to, interns!

As if Wall Street never hire(d) via->Size of bodies to butts,

What audacity I feel, then to question on love-island Stunts?

When markets made to crash in ’08, all lonely or depressed?

Our talks limited to -> from Representation, to, who came Last!

Question ain’t Letter to Pent-House or a pulchritudinous sketch!

But, if someone else on someone else’s behalf acted for rest?

& IF Misuse, Mistreatment, of Anyone from Any Side ever came?

That’s the question shalt be asked, & also who did what for fame!

Oh Dear WSJ, I too have always loved hedging in my Poetries,

Thus, in quest of the questions, we need to follow symmetry! 😊

© Pranav Chaturvedi 2025