Scene 20: Coffee Shop
Mr. Putin is sipping dark roasted Raf Coffee. Mr. Trump is sipping Date Cortado. And as usual, there’s this one and only Poet and Blogger in the World, who is taking notes of their conversations at the coffee shop!
Mr. Putin: “You, change your mind, like a girl, changes clothes!”;
Mr. Trump: ‘That’s Katy! I thought she was left in Space by Bezos!’;
Mr. Putin: ‘Look Trump SAN! I like you, and no one else would do!’
Mr. Trump: ‘But Mr. Obama got, and I, at any cost, want NOBEL too!’
Mr. Putin: ‘NOBEL is the Materialistic Figment of the Human desire!’
Mr. Trump: ‘With that desire I Thrive, & that’s what -> MAGA Admire!’
Mr. Putin: ‘Think! If I get the Donetsk, and no Nato; you too also win!’
Mr. Trump: ‘Indeed! I shalt also take Greenland, and that Canal Suez!’
Mr. Putin: ‘Further, in West Asia, dream of Zionists be also fulfilled!’
Mr. Trump: ‘YUMMY! Problems resolved, no wars, no blood on a spill!’
Mr. Putin: ‘Let the Dollar & Ruble go on a Date, both maybe destined!’
Mr. Trump: ‘Ok! But don’t sing Katy again; only YMCA very next time!’ 😊
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