Scene 13 (Day Friday): Coffee Shop
Mr. Xi is sipping Yirgacheffe Flat White (Dragon Fire Hot). Mr. Trump is sipping Blonde Almond Latte (White Blonde Red Hot). The lights inside Coffee Shop are dimmed, Black & White; giving a look of SIN CITY Cinematography! While outside, journalists are standing with those Big Flash Cameras used in 1945, with a background score of Hans Zimmer playing! Silence everywhere! At a Corner far away, A Blogger+Poet is Writing (Rhyming) their Minutes of Meetings!
Mr. Xi: ‘Trump SAN! First mistake was Tariff! Second mistake was Codicil in Tariff!’
Mr. Trump: ‘Xi SAN! I’m MAGA’s fate! I’m their Alpha! I’m in the Town, New Sheriff!’
Mr. Xi: ‘I’ve your Trademark! I’ve 996 working stars! I ain’t Vietnam nor Korean K-Pop!’
Mr. Trump: ‘I too have Exchange power! Billionaire Tzars! More Billboards I can Drop!’
Mr. Xi: ‘Trump SAN! East is mine! Now, the Latinos too would stand against your lines!’Mr. Trump: ‘Economies of 190+ nations was in whose hands? I showed you the Sign!’
Mr. Xi: ‘Of course, 190+ nations are losers, but the Dragon has fire, kung fu, & spine!’
Mr. Trump: ‘With devalued currency, sweat shops agencies! Neighbors too produce.’
Mr. Xi: ‘Indeed! That’s why the most populous neighbor as a Frenemy, I introduce!’
Mr. Trump: ‘And I just opened the eyes of all, how fragile you all are/were, & screwed!’
Mr. Xi: ‘Of course, but we are the first Vernaculars’ to take this war, way far & beyond,’
Mr. Trump: ‘In that case I end conversation! Hey! Stop this music, & play YMCA song!’ 😊
© Pranav Chaturvedi 2025